{"id":1932,"date":"2012-08-01T10:41:28","date_gmt":"2012-08-01T10:41:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1932"},"modified":"2021-12-07T16:58:27","modified_gmt":"2021-12-07T13:58:27","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-104","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-104","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 104"},"content":{"rendered":"

O domnisoara draguta se intorcea catre casa, venind de la serviciu cu masina. Seara, traficul aglomerat, ea obosita, deodata chiar in fata ei, se intampla un cumplit accident de circulatie: un autoturism loveste un pieton. Disperata, opreste, lasa masina, poseta, tot si se repede sa acorde primul ajutor accidentatului. Soferul vinovat coboara si el inebunit, se repede la ea si o imbranceste violent intr-o parte:<\/p>\n

\"zambet<\/a>
\n– La o parte, sunt asistent medical de urgenta!
\nTipa se da la o parte si priveste eforturile disperate ale barbatului de a-si resuscita victima. Nereusind, tipul se intoarce spre ea si striga:
\n– Ai un telefon mobil? E nevoie de un medic!
\nLa care tipa raspunde:
\n– Sigur, am un telefon mobil, uite-l. Daca insa ai nevoie de un sfat al unui medic, ma poti intreba chiar pe mine…<\/p>\n

EA:
\n– Voi barbatii n-ati opri nici in ruptul capului sa intrebati care e drumul. Mai bine pierdeti 2 ore pe drum in plus!
\nEL:
\n– Pierdem noi doua ore, dar recuperam la parcarea cu spatele…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

O domnisoara draguta se intorcea catre casa, venind de la serviciu cu masina. Seara, traficul aglomerat, ea obosita, deodata chiar in fata ei, se intampla un cumplit accident de circulatie: un autoturism loveste un pieton. Disperata, opreste, lasa masina, poseta, tot si se repede sa acorde primul ajutor accidentatului. Soferul vinovat coboara si el inebunit,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1933,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[180,277,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1932","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-bancuri-masini","9":"tag-bancuri-soferi","10":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1932"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7160,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1932\/revisions\/7160"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1933"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}