{"id":1887,"date":"2012-07-20T08:39:07","date_gmt":"2012-07-20T08:39:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1887"},"modified":"2012-07-20T08:39:36","modified_gmt":"2012-07-20T08:39:36","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-103","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-103","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un american viziteaza Bucurestiul cu un taximetrist. Trec pe langa guvern:<br \/>\n-Ce este cladirea asta asa mare?<br \/>\n\u2013 Este palatul guvernului, domnule!<br \/>\n\u2013 Si in cat timp a fost construita? <!--more--><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/poze-funny-masini1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1889\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 103\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/poze-funny-masini1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"668\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/poze-funny-masini1.jpg 500w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/poze-funny-masini1-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Cam in 10 ani!<br \/>\n\u2013 Mult timp! La noi era gata in 2 ani! Stiti ca noi avem o tehnologie mai avansata!!!<br \/>\nTaximetristul nu zice nimic.<br \/>\nMai merg ei ce mai merg si americanul iar intreaba:<br \/>\n\u2013 Cladirea asta ce e?<br \/>\n\u2013 Este sediul primariei, domnule!<br \/>\n\u2013 Si in cat timp a fost construita?<br \/>\n\u2013 Cam in juma\u2019 de an!<br \/>\n\u2013 Mult&#8230; la noi era gata in 2-3 luni!<br \/>\nTaximetristul nu mai poate de nervi.<br \/>\nAjung si la Casa Poporului:<br \/>\n\u2013 Ooooo, dar ce e cladirea asta?<br \/>\nLa care taximetristul: \u2013 Nu stiu, ca azi dimineata nu era aici!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un american viziteaza Bucurestiul cu un taximetrist. Trec pe langa guvern: -Ce este cladirea asta asa mare? \u2013 Este palatul guvernului, domnule! \u2013 Si in cat timp a fost construita?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1889,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[277,70,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1887","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-bancuri-soferi","9":"tag-funny","10":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1887"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1892,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887\/revisions\/1892"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}