{"id":1634,"date":"2012-04-09T13:56:13","date_gmt":"2012-04-09T13:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1634"},"modified":"2012-04-09T13:56:13","modified_gmt":"2012-04-09T13:56:13","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-93","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-93","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 93"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un tip gonea pe autostrada cu mult peste viteza legala.<br \/>\nVazand girofarul unei masini de politie in oglinda, se gandeste:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/htmSu13.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1635\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 93\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/htmSu13.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"312\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/htmSu13.jpg 500w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/htmSu13-300x187.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&#8222;Am o masina buna si pot sa dispar&#8221;.<br \/>\nAsa ca accelereaza si urmarirea incepe. Cand acul kilometrajului ajunge la capatul cursei, vazind ca totusi nu poate sa scape de politist, barbatul se gandeste ca ar fi mai bine sa renunte si trage pe dreapta. Politistul se apropie de masina si spune:<br \/>\n&#8211; Asculta, baiete. Am avut o zi groaznica si vreau sa ajung acasa. Inventeaza o scuza buna ca sa te las sa pleci.<br \/>\nTipul se gandeste putin si raspunde:<br \/>\n&#8211; Acum trei saptamani, sotia mea a plecat cu un politist. Cand te-am vazut in spatele masinii, am crezut ca vrei sa mi-o aduci inapoi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un tip gonea pe autostrada cu mult peste viteza legala. Vazand girofarul unei masini de politie in oglinda, se gandeste:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1635,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[138,180,277,70,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1634","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-bancuri-auto","9":"tag-bancuri-masini","10":"tag-bancuri-soferi","11":"tag-funny","12":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1634"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1637,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634\/revisions\/1637"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}