{"id":1579,"date":"2012-03-23T14:39:30","date_gmt":"2012-03-23T11:39:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1579"},"modified":"2022-06-08T11:45:08","modified_gmt":"2022-06-08T08:45:08","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-89","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-89","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 89"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Agentul de circulatie opreste o masina condusa de o baba:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/funny-street-signs-error-404-road-not-found.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1580\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 89\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/funny-street-signs-error-404-road-not-found.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"321\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/funny-street-signs-error-404-road-not-found.jpg 500w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/funny-street-signs-error-404-road-not-found-300x192.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Doamna! Nu e bine sa conduceti cu 20 km\/h, fiindca stanjeniti circulatia!<br \/>\n&#8211; Dar eu numai am respectat limitarea de viteza de 21 km\/h.<br \/>\n&#8211; Doamna! Acea tabla nu arata limitarea de viteza, ci faptul ca rulati pe Drumul National nr. 21.<br \/>\n&#8211; Zau? Multumesc mult&#8230;<br \/>\nAgentul observa ca pasagerii stau intr-o liniste mormintala in masina.<br \/>\n&#8211; Doamna! De ce stau asa incremeniti pasagerii dvs?<br \/>\n&#8211; Oh, nimica. Inca nu si-au revenit de cind am virat de pe Drumul national nr. 195.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Agentul de circulatie opreste o masina condusa de o baba:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1580,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[180,277,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1579","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-bancuri-masini","9":"tag-bancuri-soferi","10":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1579"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1582,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1579\/revisions\/1582"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}