{"id":1472,"date":"2012-02-24T12:19:25","date_gmt":"2012-02-24T12:19:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1472"},"modified":"2021-04-27T16:22:26","modified_gmt":"2021-04-27T13:22:26","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-82","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 82"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La service vine o blonda si cere un \u201csaptesutezece\u201d. Vanzatorii se uita unii la altii mirati si se duc la mecanic.<br \/>\nAcesta o intreaba pe clienta:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ce-i acela un \u201csaptesutezece\u201d, frumoasa doamna?<br \/>\n&#8211; Stiti, chestia aia mica din mijlocul motorului\u2026 Am pierdut-o si-mi trebuie alta, raspunde blonda.<br \/>\nCa sa inteleaga despre ce e vorba, mecanicul ii da un pix si o hartie si o pune sa deseneze piesa.<br \/>\nFemeia traseaza un cerc cam tremurat in mijlocul caruia scrie 710, dar asta tot nu-l lamurste pe mecanic.<br \/>\nAsa ca o duce afara pe blonda la o masina cu capota ridicata si o intreaba:<br \/>\n&#8211; La masina asta vedeti vreun \u201csaptesutezece\u201d?<br \/>\n&#8211; Desigur, raspunde ea bucuroasa aratand cu degetul. E chiar aici!<\/p>\n<p>Daca nu te-ai prins inca ce-i acela un \u201csaptesutezece\u201d deruleaza in jos.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/710.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1473\" title=\"710\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/710.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"264\" height=\"268\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42 acum stim cu totii ce este un 710.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La service vine o blonda si cere un \u201csaptesutezece\u201d. Vanzatorii se uita unii la altii mirati si se duc la mecanic. Acesta o intreaba pe clienta: &#8211; Ce-i acela un \u201csaptesutezece\u201d, frumoasa doamna? &#8211; Stiti, chestia aia mica din mijlocul motorului\u2026 Am pierdut-o si-mi trebuie alta, raspunde blonda. Ca sa inteleaga despre ce e vorba,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":1473,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1472","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1472"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1478,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472\/revisions\/1478"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}