{"id":1457,"date":"2012-02-21T15:24:38","date_gmt":"2012-02-21T15:24:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1457"},"modified":"2012-02-21T15:24:38","modified_gmt":"2012-02-21T15:24:38","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-81","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-81","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 81"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un avocat trece cu masina pe culoarea rosie a semaforului. Politistul il trage pe dreapta si il intreaba:<br \/>\n-Stiati ca e rosu, de ce nu ati oprit? <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/a.aaa-Safety-first-D.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1458\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 81\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/a.aaa-Safety-first-D.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"369\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/a.aaa-Safety-first-D.jpg 500w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/a.aaa-Safety-first-D-300x221.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Avocatul ii raspunde ca nu a oprit, dar a incetinit, la care politistul ii raspunde ca nu e totuna a opri cu a incetini. Cum sunt mai toti avocatii (se cred mai inteligenti ca toti), incepe sa-l ia la misto pe politist si-i spune ca daca poate sa-i faca diferenta dintre a opri si a incetini, el ii da si actele si ii plateste si amenda.<br \/>\nPolitistul il roaga pe avocat sa iasa din masina, dupa care incepe sa-i dea bulane pe spinare.<br \/>\nDupa un timp, politistul il intreaba pe avocat:<br \/>\n-Vreti sa incetinesc sau sa ma opresc?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un avocat trece cu masina pe culoarea rosie a semaforului. Politistul il trage pe dreapta si il intreaba: -Stiati ca e rosu, de ce nu ati oprit?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1458,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[138,70,38,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1457","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-bancuri-auto","9":"tag-funny","10":"tag-masini","11":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1457"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1457\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1460,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1457\/revisions\/1460"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}