{"id":1445,"date":"2012-02-17T13:36:08","date_gmt":"2012-02-17T13:36:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1445"},"modified":"2012-02-17T13:36:08","modified_gmt":"2012-02-17T13:36:08","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-80","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-80","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 80"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trei candidati dau examenul de conducere la scoala de soferi.<br \/>\nInstructorul care ii examineaza ii intreaba:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/a.aaa-adapted-car.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1446\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 80\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/a.aaa-adapted-car.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"395\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/a.aaa-adapted-car.jpg 550w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/a.aaa-adapted-car-300x215.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>-Fiecare sa-si imagineze ca este la munte si ruleaza pe un drum ingust cu 80 km\/h&#8230; In stanga e muntele, in dreapta e prapastia. Deodata apar in fata o tanara si o batranica. Ce calcati?<br \/>\n&#8211; Baba, ca e pacat de pustoaica. -, raspunde primul.<br \/>\n&#8211; Fata, ca mai are sanse de supravietuire dupa accident, raspunde al doilea.<br \/>\n&#8211; Pe amandoua, ca orice viraj e periculos in aceste conditii, zice si al treilea.<br \/>\n&#8211; Sunteti picati toti, tipa instructorul exasperat, frana trebuie calcata, nebunilor!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trei candidati dau examenul de conducere la scoala de soferi. Instructorul care ii examineaza ii intreaba:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1446,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[138,70,38,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1445","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-bancuri-auto","9":"tag-funny","10":"tag-masini","11":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1445"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1448,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445\/revisions\/1448"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}