{"id":1415,"date":"2012-02-09T15:41:45","date_gmt":"2012-02-09T15:41:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1415"},"modified":"2021-04-27T16:30:04","modified_gmt":"2021-04-27T13:30:04","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-78","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-78","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 78"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-Hai, spune-mi, nu ma fierbe: ai obtinut permisul de conducere?<br \/>\n-Nu stiu inca.<br \/>\n-Cum adica nu stii? Ce-a spus examinatorul?<!--more--><br \/>\n-N-a mai apucat sa imi zica nimic, a facut infarct.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Demotivational-Posters-Pimp-My-Ride-5-592x480.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1416\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 78\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Demotivational-Posters-Pimp-My-Ride-5-592x480.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Demotivational-Posters-Pimp-My-Ride-5-592x480.jpg 550w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Demotivational-Posters-Pimp-My-Ride-5-592x480-300x243.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>O blonda la prima ei ora de conducere.. Instructorul incepe cu explicatiile, asta e volanul , asta e schimbatorul , asta e semnalizatorul, si deodata blonda incepe sa planga in hohote, instructorul ingrijorat o intreaba: de ce plangi? La care blonda zice: NU O SA POT CONDUCE NICIODATA! Instructorul intreaba: de ce zici asta, nici nu am pornit masina si tu crezi ca nu poti conduce&#8230; Blonda zice : VAD JOS 3 PEDALE SI EU AM DOAR 2 PICIOARE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Hai, spune-mi, nu ma fierbe: ai obtinut permisul de conducere? -Nu stiu inca. -Cum adica nu stii? Ce-a spus examinatorul?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1416,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[138,70,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1415","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-bancuri-auto","9":"tag-funny","10":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1415"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6827,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions\/6827"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}