{"id":1385,"date":"2012-02-03T13:16:27","date_gmt":"2012-02-03T13:16:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1385"},"modified":"2012-02-03T13:22:50","modified_gmt":"2012-02-03T13:22:50","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-76","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-76","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 76"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La un concurs de inventivitate, se prezinta un american, un rus si un roman. Proba este una dificila, cine reuseste sa faca cea mai minuscula masinuta castiga marele premiu:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/a.nmnaaa.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1386\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 76\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/a.nmnaaa.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/a.nmnaaa.jpg 550w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/a.nmnaaa-300x230.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nAmericanul vine cu o masina cat o baterie, o pune pe masa si merge perfect.<br \/>\nRusul vine cu o masina cat o moneda, o pune pe masa si se invarte de cateva ori.<br \/>\nAcum romanul nu stia ce-i de facut, nu inventase nimic, asa ca se scarpina in cap si gaseste un purice, il pune pe masa si incepe sa sara de colo-colo, juriul aplauda si apoi il intreaba:<br \/>\nI -Da de ce sare masinuta ta, in loc sa mearga normal?<br \/>\nR -Sughite soferul!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La un concurs de inventivitate, se prezinta un american, un rus si un roman. Proba este una dificila, cine reuseste sa faca cea mai minuscula masinuta castiga marele premiu:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1386,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[138,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1385","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-bancuri-auto","9":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1385"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1389,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385\/revisions\/1389"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}