{"id":1376,"date":"2012-01-31T11:31:13","date_gmt":"2012-01-31T11:31:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1376"},"modified":"2012-01-31T11:31:13","modified_gmt":"2012-01-31T11:31:13","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-75","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-75","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 75"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un mercedes mergea linistit cand din spate apare o masinuta mica in viteza.<\/p>\n<p>Ajunge in dreptul mercedesului si soferul striga:<!--more--><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/a.aaa-Just-add-your-ads-here.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1377\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 75\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/a.aaa-Just-add-your-ads-here.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/a.aaa-Just-add-your-ads-here.jpg 500w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/a.aaa-Just-add-your-ads-here-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Cunosti marca Toppolino ?<\/p>\n<p>Cel din mercedes se enerveaza si accelereaza. Dupa un timp masinuta apare iar soferul striga iar:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Cunosti marca Toppolino ?<\/p>\n<p>Totul se repeta inca o data. Mercedes-ul nervos nu se mai intrece cu soferul nebun, il lasa in plata Domnului si isi continua drumul.<\/p>\n<p>Dupa 5 minute vede pe marginea soselei masinuta facuta praf si langa ea soferul intins pe iarba.<\/p>\n<p>Mercedes-ul opreste si il ia pe accidentat spre spital. Pe drum il intreaba:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Acum te-ai calmat cu marca ta ?<\/p>\n<p>Ranitul raspunde:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Credeam ca stiti unde-i frana.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un mercedes mergea linistit cand din spate apare o masinuta mica in viteza. Ajunge in dreptul mercedesului si soferul striga:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1377,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[138,70,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1376","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-bancuri-auto","9":"tag-funny","10":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1376"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1380,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376\/revisions\/1380"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}