{"id":1350,"date":"2012-01-25T14:20:09","date_gmt":"2012-01-25T14:20:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1350"},"modified":"2012-01-25T14:20:09","modified_gmt":"2012-01-25T14:20:09","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-74","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-74","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 74"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trei tipi mor si ajung la poarta Raiului. Sf. Petru ii intreaba:<br \/>\n&#8211; De cite ori v-ati inselat nevestele?<!--more--><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/27-1972282613.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1351\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 74\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/27-1972282613.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"520\" height=\"416\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/27-1972282613.jpg 520w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/27-1972282613-300x239.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Eu niciodata in 30 de ani de casnicie, raspunde primul.<br \/>\n&#8211; Foarte bine, uite ai aici un Mercedes, sa te plimbi prin Rai.<br \/>\n&#8211; Eu o singura data in 40 de ani de casnicie, spune al doilea.<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu e chiar atit de grav, se iarta. Uite un Opel, sa mergi cu el prin Rai.<br \/>\n&#8211; Eu de vreo 10 ori in 20 ani de casnicie, raspunde ultimul.<br \/>\n&#8211; Aoleu, ce rau ai fost. Insa, pentru ca ai fost cinstit, uite un Logan.<br \/>\nDupa ceva timp, se intilnesc cel cu Loganul si cel cu Mercedesul la un stop. Cel cu Mercedes plingea.<br \/>\n&#8211; De ce plingi, omule? Ce s-a intimplat?<br \/>\n&#8211; Uite&#8230; a murit nevasta-mea ieri&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Asa, si?<br \/>\n&#8211; Si am vazut-o azi prin Rai&#8230; pe role!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trei tipi mor si ajung la poarta Raiului. Sf. Petru ii intreaba: &#8211; De cite ori v-ati inselat nevestele?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1351,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[138,70,38,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1350","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-bancuri-auto","9":"tag-funny","10":"tag-masini","11":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1350"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1353,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350\/revisions\/1353"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}