{"id":1334,"date":"2012-01-23T14:03:29","date_gmt":"2012-01-23T14:03:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1334"},"modified":"2012-01-23T14:03:29","modified_gmt":"2012-01-23T14:03:29","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-72","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-72","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 72"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un trabant mergea pe o sosea si dintr-o data i se strica motorul. Trage pe dreapta. Sta ce sta si apare un Lamborghini ultimul raget.\u00a0 Soferului din Lamorghini i se face mila de trabantist si se opreste sa-l remorcheze. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Monster_Trabant.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1335\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 72\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Monster_Trabant.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"478\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Monster_Trabant.jpg 478w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Monster_Trabant-300x230.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 478px) 100vw, 478px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nTrabantistul e de acord, dar il mai roaga ceva:<br \/>\n&#8211; Bine, dar uite&#8230; io am un trabant si tu&#8230; asa ca te rog sa nu o calci prea tare.<br \/>\nTipul aproba.\u00a0 Masinile pornesc. Totul merge bine pana apare un Ferrari.\u00a0 Soferul din el se uita cu dispret la cel din Lamborghini. Acesta se enerveaza si il provoaca la intrecere. Amandoi accelereaza neluand in seama Trabantul care claxona innebunit.<br \/>\nDin intamplare, un reporter se afla pe marginea soselei. A doua zi se publica in ziar: \u201e&#8230;. si pe deasupra sa vedeti ca ieri lumea a fost sub influenta unei radiatii necunoscute. Am vazut un Ferrari si un Lamborghini intrecandu-se nebuneste si in spatele lor un trabant claxonand nervos sa i se faca loc&#8230;&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un trabant mergea pe o sosea si dintr-o data i se strica motorul. Trage pe dreapta. Sta ce sta si apare un Lamborghini ultimul raget.\u00a0 Soferului din Lamorghini i se face mila de trabantist si se opreste sa-l remorcheze.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1335,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[70,38,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1334","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-funny","9":"tag-masini","10":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1334"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1336,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334\/revisions\/1336"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}