{"id":1329,"date":"2012-01-20T11:55:54","date_gmt":"2012-01-20T11:55:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1329"},"modified":"2012-01-20T11:55:54","modified_gmt":"2012-01-20T11:55:54","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-71","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-71","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 71"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un ardelean in Bucuresti, statea la semafor, pe timp de ploaie. Trece o masina si ii stropeste pe toti din cap pana-n picioare. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/funny-car_1024x768.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1330\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 71\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/funny-car_1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"535\" height=\"401\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/funny-car_1024x768.jpg 535w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/funny-car_1024x768-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bucurestenii incep sa injure, in timp ce ardeleanul e calm.<br \/>\n&#8211; Apai, domnule draga, la noi la Cluj nu-i ase, zice el.<br \/>\n&#8211; Dar cum?<br \/>\n&#8211; Pai, daca te stropeste o masina, soferul opreste, da inapoi, te urca in masina, te duce acasa la el, faci dus, mananci, dormi la el, si asta timp de trei zile, iar la plecare iti da 100 de euro.<br \/>\n&#8211; Ai patit tu asa ceva??<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu eu. Nevasta-mea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un ardelean in Bucuresti, statea la semafor, pe timp de ploaie. Trece o masina si ii stropeste pe toti din cap pana-n picioare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1330,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[138,70,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1329","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-bancuri-auto","9":"tag-funny","10":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1329"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1332,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329\/revisions\/1332"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}