{"id":1314,"date":"2012-01-16T13:46:31","date_gmt":"2012-01-16T13:46:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1314"},"modified":"2012-01-16T13:46:31","modified_gmt":"2012-01-16T13:46:31","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-69","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-69","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 69"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un tip aflat intr-un taxi il bate pe umar pe sofer, ca sa-l intrebe ceva. Soferul striga ca din gura de sarpe, pierde controlul masinii, de-abia reuseste sa evite un autobuz care vine din directia opusa, intra pe trotuar si in sfarsit opreste cu cativa centrimetri inaintea unei vitrine! Pentru cateva secunde e liniste totala, apoi soferul urla:<!--more--><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/funny-car-photos8.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1315\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 69\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/funny-car-photos8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/funny-car-photos8.jpg 500w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/funny-car-photos8-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sa nu mai faceti asta niciodata! M-ati speriat de moarte!<\/p>\n<p>Pasagerul ramane masca si se scuza cum poate:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nu puteam sti ca va speriati asa tare din cauza unei atingeri pe umar\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; E si greseala mea, spuse soferul ceva mai linistit.<\/p>\n<p>Azi a fost prima mea zi ca sofer de taxi.<\/p>\n<p>Ultimii 25 de ani am fost soferul unei masini de pompe funebre!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un tip aflat intr-un taxi il bate pe umar pe sofer, ca sa-l intrebe ceva. Soferul striga ca din gura de sarpe, pierde controlul masinii, de-abia reuseste sa evite un autobuz care vine din directia opusa, intra pe trotuar si in sfarsit opreste cu cativa centrimetri inaintea unei vitrine! Pentru cateva secunde e liniste totala,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1315,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[70,38,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1314","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-funny","9":"tag-masini","10":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1314"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1317,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314\/revisions\/1317"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}