{"id":1306,"date":"2012-01-13T14:32:39","date_gmt":"2012-01-13T14:32:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1306"},"modified":"2012-01-13T14:32:39","modified_gmt":"2012-01-13T14:32:39","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-68","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-68","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 68"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un barbat la volanul unei masini. Noapte, el foarte obosit dupa multe ore de condus. La un moment dat, trage pe dreapta pentru foarte necesarul pui de somn. Nici n-apuca s-atipeasca, ca-l trezeste unul:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/funny_reebok_car090430081708_515x343.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1307\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 68\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/funny_reebok_car090430081708_515x343.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"457\" height=\"343\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/funny_reebok_car090430081708_515x343.jpg 457w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/funny_reebok_car090430081708_515x343-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 457px) 100vw, 457px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; Nu va suparati, aveti un ceas? Asta nervos raspunde:<br \/>\n&#8211; E 4 jumate! Se baga iar la somn.<br \/>\nDupa ceva timp, altul ii bate-n geam:<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu va suparati, aveti un ceas? Asta, si mai nervos:<br \/>\n-E 5 fara 10! Dupa care scrie pe o foaie mare: \u201cNU STIU CAT E CEASUL\u201d si o lipeste pe masina.<br \/>\nUn al treilea se opreste si ii bate-n geam..<br \/>\n&#8211; Tu ce mai vrei ma? intreaba soferul enervat la culme.<br \/>\n&#8211; E 5 si 10!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un barbat la volanul unei masini. Noapte, el foarte obosit dupa multe ore de condus. La un moment dat, trage pe dreapta pentru foarte necesarul pui de somn. Nici n-apuca s-atipeasca, ca-l trezeste unul:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1307,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[138,70,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1306","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-bancuri-auto","9":"tag-funny","10":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1306"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1309,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306\/revisions\/1309"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}