{"id":1284,"date":"2012-01-11T14:31:11","date_gmt":"2012-01-11T14:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1284"},"modified":"2012-01-11T14:31:11","modified_gmt":"2012-01-11T14:31:11","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-67","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-67","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 67"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O femeie s-a aventurat pe strazile orasului curand dupa ce si-a luat permisul de conducere. Pentru ca nu stia incotro s-o ia, s-a tinut dupa masina din fata. La un moment dat, masina din fata a oprit. Neintelegand ce se intampla, femeia s-a pus pe claxonat.<!--more--><br \/>\nSoferul masinii din fata a scos capul pe geam si a strigat la ea:<br \/>\n&#8211; Doamna draga, unde vreti sa ajungeti? Sunteti in garajul meu\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/1687_apic165.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1285\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 67\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/1687_apic165.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"449\" height=\"239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/1687_apic165.jpg 449w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/1687_apic165-300x159.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 449px) 100vw, 449px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cica o ardeleanca s-a dus sa ia lectii de soferie. La examen, proful o intreaba:<br \/>\n&#8211; Stiti cumva cum functioneaza motorul masinii???<br \/>\n&#8211; Pot sa explic cu cuvintele mele???<br \/>\n&#8211; Da, desigur!!!<br \/>\n&#8211; No bine: BBBRRRRRMMMM, BBBBRRRRMMMM, BBBBRRRRMMMM!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O femeie s-a aventurat pe strazile orasului curand dupa ce si-a luat permisul de conducere. Pentru ca nu stia incotro s-o ia, s-a tinut dupa masina din fata. La un moment dat, masina din fata a oprit. Neintelegand ce se intampla, femeia s-a pus pe claxonat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1285,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[138,70,38,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1284","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-bancuri-auto","9":"tag-funny","10":"tag-masini","11":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1284"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1286,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284\/revisions\/1286"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}