{"id":1264,"date":"2012-01-06T13:55:41","date_gmt":"2012-01-06T13:55:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1264"},"modified":"2012-01-06T13:55:41","modified_gmt":"2012-01-06T13:55:41","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-65","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-65","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 65"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O tanara doamna, blonda, opreste masina in fata semaforului, la rosu. Se aprinde galben \u2013 doamna sta pe loc, verde \u2013 doamna iarasi sta. Se aprinde rosu, din urma, claxoneaza celelalte masini. De ea se apropie un politist care o intreaba:<br \/>\n&#8211; Doamna doreste alta culoare?<!--more--><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zambet-volan.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1265\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 65\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zambet-volan.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"367\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zambet-volan.jpg 550w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zambet-volan-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>O tipa blonda, superba, la volanul unei masini si mai superbe, opreste la semafor.<\/p>\n<p>Apare \u201caurolacul\u201d de zona si-i cere o tigara. Blonda i-o ofera imediat ca sa scape de el. Intre timp, se pune de verde si tipa pleaca in tromba. La urmatorul semafor, in mod ciudat, acelasi individ:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Doamna, da-mi si un foc.<\/p>\n<p>Tipa ii da bricheta cu totul, ca sa-l vada plecat de langa portiera si porneste mai departe.<\/p>\n<p>La al treilea semafor, acelasi individ (spre exasperarea blondei):<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Doamna, ai fost o dama buna cu mine asa ca, daca-mi dai 1 leu, te invat sa iesi din giratoriu!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O tanara doamna, blonda, opreste masina in fata semaforului, la rosu. Se aprinde galben \u2013 doamna sta pe loc, verde \u2013 doamna iarasi sta. Se aprinde rosu, din urma, claxoneaza celelalte masini. De ea se apropie un politist care o intreaba: &#8211; Doamna doreste alta culoare?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1265,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[138,70,38,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1264","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-bancuri-auto","9":"tag-funny","10":"tag-masini","11":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1264"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1267,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1264\/revisions\/1267"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}