{"id":1256,"date":"2012-01-05T13:04:01","date_gmt":"2012-01-05T13:04:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1256"},"modified":"2012-01-05T13:04:01","modified_gmt":"2012-01-05T13:04:01","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-64","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-64","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 64"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Care este asemanarea dintre Rihanna si o Dacie?<br \/>\nAmandoua fac \u201cram papapam, ram papapam\u201d.<!--more--><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/b-385477-funny_car_and_dog.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1257\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 64\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/b-385477-funny_car_and_dog.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/b-385477-funny_car_and_dog.jpg 500w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/b-385477-funny_car_and_dog-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Odata cineva ne-a furat masina. Mi-am intrebat nevasta daca a vazut cumva cum aratau hotii. Mi-a raspuns ca nu, dar a notat numarul masinii\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Te-a costat mult sa inveti sa sofezi?<br \/>\n&#8211; O, da! Doua masini.<\/p>\n<p>Ce ar trebui schimbat ca masinile noastre sa corespunda normelor internationale?<br \/>\nNormele internationale.<\/p>\n<p>Proaspat posesoare a permisului de conducere, sotia e la volan, cu sotul alaturi, pe post de observator.<br \/>\n&#8211; Ce ti-e si cu pietonii astia, parca vor sa se sinucida, mai ca ti se baga sub rotile masinii!<br \/>\n&#8211; De ce nu incerci sa cobori automobilul de pe trotuar si sa circuli pe strada? o intreaba sotul cu blandete.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Care este asemanarea dintre Rihanna si o Dacie? Amandoua fac \u201cram papapam, ram papapam\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1257,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[138,180,70,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1256","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-bancuri-auto","9":"tag-bancuri-masini","10":"tag-funny","11":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1256"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1258,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1256\/revisions\/1258"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}