{"id":1209,"date":"2011-12-23T15:35:39","date_gmt":"2011-12-23T15:35:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1209"},"modified":"2011-12-23T15:35:39","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T15:35:39","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-59","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-59","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 59"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u00a0Motive pentru care Mos Craciun nu poate fi barbat:<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8211; Marea majoritate a barbatilor nici nu se gandesc sa aleaga cadouri pana in Ajun de Craciun;<!--more--><br \/>\n&#8211; Daca totusi cumpara cadouri, tot timpul par surprinsi sa descopere numai produse de calitatea a doua, seturi de chei tubulare si inele de plastic lasate pe rafturi;<br \/>\n&#8211; Ar avea probleme de orientare, pentru ca in mod inevitabil s-ar rataci acolo sus in zapada si nori si ar refuza apoi sa se opreasca sa intrebe care este directia;<br \/>\n&#8211; Barbatii nu pot impacheta cadouri;<br \/>\n&#8211; Barbatii mai degraba ar muri decat sa se imbrace in catifea rosie;<br \/>\n&#8211; Barbatii ar simti ca masculinitatea lor este amenintata daca ar fi vazuti impreuna cu toti acei spiridusi;<br \/>\n&#8211; Barbatii nu raspund la scrisori;<br \/>\n&#8211; Barbatii nu sunt interesati de ciorapi decat daca ii poarta altcineva;<br \/>\n&#8211; Daca ar trebui sa zica Ho Ho Ho, le-ar diminua serios sansele de a agata;<br \/>\n&#8211; In final, sa fie responsabili cu Craciunul ar insemna sa isi ia un angajament.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/4178093233_e12d1f4045.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1210\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 59\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/4178093233_e12d1f4045.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/4178093233_e12d1f4045.jpg 500w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/4178093233_e12d1f4045-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>CRACIUN FERICIT TUTUROR ALATURI DE CEI DRAGI!!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Motive pentru care Mos Craciun nu poate fi barbat: &#8211; Marea majoritate a barbatilor nici nu se gandesc sa aleaga cadouri pana in Ajun de Craciun;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1210,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[70,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1209","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-funny","9":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1209"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1212,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209\/revisions\/1212"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}