{"id":1201,"date":"2011-12-22T13:12:47","date_gmt":"2011-12-22T13:12:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1201"},"modified":"2011-12-22T13:12:47","modified_gmt":"2011-12-22T13:12:47","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-58","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-58","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 58"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ea:<br \/>\n&#8211; Voi, barbatii, n-ati opri nici in ruptul capului sa intrebati care e drumul. Mai bine pierdeti doua ore pe drum in plus!<br \/>\nEl:<br \/>\n&#8211; Pierdem noi doua ore, dar recuperam la parcare.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/932114_700b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1202\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 58\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/932114_700b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/932114_700b.jpg 500w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/932114_700b-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Un sofer, vrand sa-si protejeze masina impotriva hotilor si neavand bani pentru o alarma, lasa un bilet pe parbrizul masinii: &#8222;Radioul e defect, benzina nu are, motorul cu componente lipsa.&#8221; Dimineata isi gaseste masina pe butuci si un alt bilet, pe care scria: &#8222;Daca-i asa, nici de roti nu mai are nevoie!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ea: &#8211; Voi, barbatii, n-ati opri nici in ruptul capului sa intrebati care e drumul. Mai bine pierdeti doua ore pe drum in plus! El: &#8211; Pierdem noi doua ore, dar recuperam la parcare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1202,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[162,138,70,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1201","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-bancuri","9":"tag-bancuri-auto","10":"tag-funny","11":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1201"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1204,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1201\/revisions\/1204"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}