{"id":1037,"date":"2011-12-02T09:13:09","date_gmt":"2011-12-02T09:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/?p=1037"},"modified":"2011-12-05T13:22:12","modified_gmt":"2011-12-05T13:22:12","slug":"zambet-la-volan-episodul-45","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/zambet-la-volan-episodul-45","title":{"rendered":"Zambet la volan, episodul 45"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O zi minunata tuturor!<\/p>\n<p>Facem haz de necaz, nu va dorim sa va ajunga masina intr-un asemenea stadiu si mai ales cu o asa &#8222;reparatie&#8221;, dar oricum avem un motiv de amuzament.;)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/funny-car-repairs-4-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1068 aligncenter\" title=\"Zambet la volan, episodul 45\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/funny-car-repairs-4-copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"310\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/funny-car-repairs-4-copy.jpg 450w, https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/funny-car-repairs-4-copy-300x206.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Si ca sa fim siguri ca radem din toata inima, luam si una bucata banc auto:<\/p>\n<p>Un tip cu un Trabant vechi se adreseaza unui service modern:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Puteti sa-mi puneti airbag-uri la Trabant?<br \/>\n&#8211; Bineinteles, raspunde mecanicul.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Dar aer conditionat?<br \/>\n&#8211; Se poate si asta.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Dar ABS?<br \/>\n&#8211; Cum sa nu? raspunde din nou mecanicul.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Atunci sa-mi spuneti cit ma costa si cat dureaza lucrarea.<br \/>\n&#8211; Va costa 5 dolari si dureaza 1o minute.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Va bateti joc de mine? intreaba posesorul de Trabant<br \/>\n&#8211; Dar cine a inceput?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O zi minunata tuturor! Facem haz de necaz, nu va dorim sa va ajunga masina intr-un asemenea stadiu si mai ales cu o asa &#8222;reparatie&#8221;, dar oricum avem un motiv de amuzament.;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1068,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[138,70,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1037","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-zambet-la-volan","8":"tag-bancuri-auto","9":"tag-funny","10":"tag-zambet-la-volan-2"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1037"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1058,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1037\/revisions\/1058"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pint.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}